J came up with a new word last night, by mixing together two words by accident or something, and it's my new favorite word of all time. I'm going to share it with you, and you're going to love it. Are you ready?
ASSHUT
Don't you love it? Say it out loud a few times, believe me, it sounds great. We said it a lot last night.
What is an asshut, you may ask? Well, obviously it's a great name to call people. You might use it when greeting a friend. "Hey asshut, what's up?" Or you might use it on someone you don't like or who has done something to upset you. "You are such an asshut!" But it's even more versatile than that. "That pizza I just had has given me total asshut." Use it. You'll love it.
(Also, centering that text and making it larger has made blogger screw up my spacing for the rest of the entry. Blogger is an asshut.) :)
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I love you you asshut
I love you too, asshut. :)
I love the new word! By the way, I think that you and J are the perfect asshut's! :)
Great use of the word, Cathy!
And thanks. I think we are, too. :)
Denise
Tim and I try to keep it clean so we use funny words too. Thought I'd share a few:
ASCOT (like the thing you wear with a tux) To be used when you are driving and cut off by some bass-thumping mustang-driving 18 year old. What an ASCOT!!!
FAFSA (free application for federal student aid). To be used when you accidentally catch your pinky toe on the corner of a piece of furniture. FAFSA!!!
They seem to be great replacements for some 3 and 4 letter words! Try 'em out sometime!
It sounds a little like 'asshat' which is not an uncommon insult on the internetz at least.
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