Top Ten Signs of Recovery

Signs that I am starting to feel better (finally):

10. I haven't taken any Advil today, because the pain is bearable without it.

9. I only took half of a muscle relaxer today.

8. I didn't cuss nearly as much when I was getting up and taking care of the animals/getting ready for work.

7. I can turn my neck to the right with almost no pain.

6. I can lift my left arm without feeling incredible pain (just bearable pain).

5. I'm starting to think about eating less again, to continue with the weight loss thing that has been waylaid by first the holidays and then pain.

4. I can walk without feeling like my left arm is being ripped off my body.

3. I found myself walking quickly and singing to myself when I got home last night.

2. I haven't grimaced in pain in days.

And the number one sign of my recovery:

1. I just put on make-up for the first time in a week.