Why do some women feel like their butt is to precious to sit on a toilet seat? Not that I have a problem if they want to give their thigh muscles a workout by hovering over the seat, but I DO have a problem when the fact that they're hovering over the seat, so that their princessy ass doesn't need to touch the same spot that anyone else's butt has touched (the horror!), means that they have bad flow control, or bad aim, or both, and they end up peeing on the fucking seat!
Learn to aim, sit your ass on the seat like a normal person, or hold it until you go home. But above all, stop peeing on a toilet seat that I might need to use after you.
Less noise, more me
1 week ago
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LMAO! Hahahahahahahaaha.... and sorry. It really is not fair that we normal people have to first CLEAN the damn toilet in order to use it. Effers.
Yes, they are all effers. :) I even know one person who is for sure an effer, cuz she told me once that she doesn't sit on any toilet seat, at work OR at home. She's weird. I don't know if she's the seat pee-er, though.
she probably is! and umm... i wouldnt sit on her seat at her house either, since she's the one pissing all over it!
ps capitalizing letters has become too hard. is it friday yet?
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